A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood - Part 1

I woke up with a jolt. Something was very wrong.

This wasn’t our bedroom.

My heart pounded in my chest. Where was I?

I turned towards the other side of the bed. There was a man there, still sleeping.

“What the fuck,” I mouthed.

Everything about my body felt strange. What was I wearing. Then I noticed my hair. It was …long? And blonde?

No. This couldn’t be true.

My name is Alan. I’m married. We have two kids together.

Yesterday, I had been playing outside with my youngest. We made a wish on some dandelions.

I silently wished to become Maggie. Our neighbor.

I know. It was spontaneous. I’m a straight man, but I’d always been curious about what it would be like to be a woman.

Maggie was beautiful.

But now, as I looked down at my hands—delicate with manicured nails where my calloused fingers should be—I realized with mounting horror that my idle wish had somehow come true.

Carefully, I slid out of bed, trying not to wake the man beside me. It had to be Rick. No, Rob, Maggie's husband. My stomach lurched. Rob was a nice enough guy—we'd had beers together at neighborhood barbecues—but I wasn't supposed to be in bed with him.

I tiptoed to the bathroom, flipped on the light, and nearly screamed. Maggie's face stared back at me from the mirror. Those high cheekbones, full lips, and almond-shaped eyes that my wife had always envied. I gripped the counter to steady myself.

"This isn't possible," I whispered, but the feminine voice that came out only confirmed my nightmare.

I splashed cold water on my face, hoping it might snap me back to reality. Back to being Alan. Back to my wife and kids. But nothing changed.

My breathing quickened. I felt like I was going to have a panic attack.

What had I done?

I slid down to the cold tile floor, trying to organize my thoughts. How could a stupid wish do this? And more importantly, how could I undo it? Could I ever undo it?

My kids. My wife. My parents.

I needed to get back home, explain somehow... but what could I possibly say?

I wanted this. Why had I wanted this?

A soft knock on the bathroom door made me jump.

"Mags? You okay in there?" Rob's voice was thick with sleep.

I froze, unsure how to respond.

My heart raced as I stared at the door. What was I supposed to do? Act like his wife? I couldn't do this. Not really.

"I'm... fine," I managed, "Just, uh, using the bathroom."

I heard his footsteps pad away, and I exhaled.

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